Two feets they come a creepin`
Like a black cat do
And two bodies are layin` naked
Creeper think he got nothin` to lose
So he creeps into this house, yeah
And unlocks the door
And as a man`s reaching for his trousers
Shoots him full of .38 holes
Mr.Saturday night special
Got a barrel that`s blue and cold
Ain`t no good for nothin`
But put a man six feet in a hole
Big Jim`s been drinkin` whiskey
And playing poker on a losin` night
And pretty soon, Big Jim starts a thinkin`
Somebody been cheatin` and lyin`
So Big Jim commences to fightin`
I wouldn`t tell you no lie
And Big Jim done pull his pistol
Shot his friend right between the eyes
Oooh Saturday night special...
For twenty dollars you can buy yourself one too...
Oooh let me tell you all about it...
Well hand guns are made for killin`
They ain`t no good for nothin` else
And if you like to drink your whiskey
You might even shoot yourself
So why don`t we dump `em people
To the bottom of the sea
Before some ole fool come around here
Wanna shoot either you or me
Ooooh it`s a Saturday night special
And I`d like to tell you what you can do with it too...